Sunday, September 5, 2010

the worst things

Spiders are the worst. they are just disgusting. God has to be real, because only his opposite number, the devil, could have made spiders. they move in the most repulsive way. all 8 legs furiously moving, their disgusting middle part, laden with eyes and pincers, waiting to fucking bite/disturb. the sight of a spider, especially a big one, fills me with 3 emotions: hate, fear, and disgust. like a daddy longlegs isnt even the worst; the worst are spiders with fat arms (legs?) I hated in a science textbook, or a picturebook of animals from when i was little, when i would turn a page to be confronted with a MASSIVE fucking closeup of a spider. i would drop the book, scream and be stricken with convulsions of hate and revulsion. (in that order) i wish i could include a picture of a spider, but unfortunately i cannot willingly look at a picture of a spider. another thing that is the worst is twilight. i read that book today and it fucking blows.

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