katy perry jacked betty page

i think anyway

FLY LIKE A G6

gonna get all san gennaro today u know what it is. fucking pound some torrone etc. cant fuckin wait gonna update lates

DreAMING up A ST0rM

i saw a giant alligator running along the side of the road. Like a huge horse made out of wallets and shoes, it was galloping along in long grass, kind of like on the side of long pond, in the sort of swampy bit by hitchcock hill. He was big and brown and smiling, and literally galloping like a horse. it was terrifying, but also hilarious. i mean i was cracking up but also worried for my safety a little. it wasnt like some dreams though where i am trapped in a dystopian alternate reality, this was more of a retarded alternate reality.


today on hipsterrunoff i read a thing about if u can be genuinely alt if u are fat. when i think of this thing, i think that girls can be fat, but not boys if they want to be alt. if the situation would call u a grenade, it doesnt preclude u from having like opinions on art and shit, or even being an artist or whatever. and like high waisted jeans exist to show off fupa. fubu high waisted jeans, i wish those existed. i simply have not seen a genuinely fat male alt, in real life, but there is the picture on the website.

the worst things

Spiders are the worst. they are just disgusting. God has to be real, because only his opposite number, the devil, could have made spiders. they move in the most repulsive way. all 8 legs furiously moving, their disgusting middle part, laden with eyes and pincers, waiting to fucking bite/disturb. the sight of a spider, especially a big one, fills me with 3 emotions: hate, fear, and disgust. like a daddy longlegs isnt even the worst; the worst are spiders with fat arms (legs?) I hated in a science textbook, or a picturebook of animals from when i was little, when i would turn a page to be confronted with a MASSIVE fucking closeup of a spider. i would drop the book, scream and be stricken with convulsions of hate and revulsion. (in that order) i wish i could include a picture of a spider, but unfortunately i cannot willingly look at a picture of a spider. another thing that is the worst is twilight. i read that book today and it fucking blows.

im late to the best coast party

but im happy i arrived. if the ramones were taking some like ronettes style influences, this shit is in the same vein. i suppose. thats just my feeling. i tried to consult with p-fork but got caught up in reading about the best songs of the 90s. pavement? pavement?