Sunday, February 21, 2010

making crippple fights look retarded

when one thinks of the mentally challenged, they probably dont think of the discplined power of a tae kwon do master. BANG! preconcieved notion SHATTERED like the numerous planks of wood this 43 yr old retarded blackbelt CRUSHES. besides his interests in karate he is also an accomplished piano player. chuck norris gets mad play for being a goony who acts and karates, but he isnt even widely recognized as having downs syndrome (being retarded yes) This fool is like dirk diggler but insted of porn and karate he has everything. FIND OUT RIGHT HERE

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

BUS_BANG_lolz


even though content overlappage is wack, this is the OG status version of the epic bus-fight. It would be mad epic if instead of pornography in buses, there was boxing in buses. Even boring-ass MMA might be improved if it took place in a bus. as a side note how much better than powerade is gatorade? powerade is the most half-assed substitute. It is the kind of scenario where if someone went to the store and i asked for gatorade but they brought powerade i would be pissed. This isnt the difference between arizona and snapple iced teas, this is fucking lowenbrau vs. milwaukee special reserve ice. it's a ferrari or a kia. honestly go fuck yourself if you think powerade holds a candle to gatorade.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

guess who loves kitty-cats


FIND OUT!

proposals n such

instead of bothering with "getting to know" or "hitting on" women in disparate places, such as restaurants, television coverage of the olympics, etc, i think people will start to just roll around with an engagement ring in their pocket. Does every figure skater you see on tv catch your eye?, sure you could keep going to college parties and shit, wasting your time and thinking wistfully about [see image below] or you could man up and fly to vancouver and propose. Same goes for wing night, the diner, just about anywhere that bothering to talk to some one is impossible, but youre dead set on spending the rest of your life with a girl you have never spoken to.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

how much i love peepshow

The squalor its happening, its woodstock, its altamont, its my lai.
Probably the best comedy show ever made. honestly it is on par with the simpsons and the british office if not better. I have been in bed with a fever lolzing the whole time. basically mark explodes any notion that larry david is the most neurotic person on television. probably because of how identifiable so many of the characters' (particularly mark) sentiments are, it is both painfully awkward and hilarious.

finally i blog about a-set

a new message for liberal arts school rappers everywhere

Monday, February 8, 2010

I found the plane's beverage cart and its full of bud lite!

There's bud lite in the fridge made of bud light!

epitaph: "im a 30 rack"

sit pon the rhythm like a tire pon a rim

Wednesday, February 3, 2010