Wednesday, October 27, 2010

BACK TO THA FUTURE

I ranged quite far afield in order to see back to the future in theaters, but every agonizing balogna ridden minute of the journey on 84 was worth it. I forgot how many silly faces and shit christopher lloyd makes, how funny. He certainly played a wacky character. Poor Michael J. Foxxx. Now he has a disease that makes him all shakey and uneven. His head seems very large for his body in back to the future. I also wonder how much was him skateboarding and how much was stunt doubles. I forgot how messed up his{Marty McFly} home-life was in the future of 1985. his older brother is such a clown, his sister seems like a character from like little britain, or some weird dystopian youtube video (muffins, shoes, etc) his dad is a fool, and his mom is sucking down popov and bud lite. Altogether a messed up fam. He is such a charming heart-o-gold bart simpson/ferris bueller, etc. type person, you wonder where he came from in this family of drunks and drips. Either way, kno what was sick, how hard his past-mother partied. CRISPYY gLOVER, he sure looked more like a normal person back in the day. And OMG the delorean, what a vehicle. Too bad they were slow pieces of shit in real life bc that thing is fucking awesome. Gullwing doors, such a good idea.
*One messed up part is how much shucking and jiving the future mayor Leroy “Goldie” Williams does in his past job and floor mopper/real talker. Then in the future when he is elected the town has turned into a crack-ravaged hell hole full of crime, shitty graffiti, bums, terrorists, and other shit like that. What is the implication? Smooth talking black mayor=crime, corruption, inauthentic looking hood-ass set, meant to look like the Baltimore of the Wire, created on a leftover set from Singin in the Rain. Fucking mental, mate.  



look up john delorean on wikipedia, its wild

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

THANK U BYRON CRAWFORD

I was already tired than a mofo, from having worked like a Hebrew slave all weekend long at the BGM. You know how you put on your best drunk after a hard day's work. It's almost enough to make me want to work more often. But I think I'll settle for a somewhat less satisfying intoxication.

Monday, October 4, 2010

how does anyone get anythign done in the library with this slow ass internet

i need to get some more SMITHS cds, becuase they are such good listening. mad good listening. i was thinking about the best place to grab food to make u sad. it has to be T-Bell, aka TAco Bell. even in foul, expensive manhattan it is only 1.84 dollars for a wide array of .5 lb burrrritoes. they were the bomb. i was on the highline? the elevated train track turned park thing and the hotel place that goes over it (the standard) i was looking up at the fucking hotel all hung over and shit, and there was this girl going to pound town in the window with a man making entry from behind, it was absurd, and i was dumbfounded.