get with the real talk

fall and melancholy

i wanted to embed the suedehead video but youtube wouldnt let me and i am far too lazy to find it somewhere else. I love upstate new york, harsh weather is gangster, i feel so much more tres gansgsters when its icy raining outside. Fucking ice rain slush mix that makes it hard tro drive and makes you impossibly cold and wet while youre outside. i love that. wool socks and boots, bonito. snow hats, tres chic. Big-AZz jackets, omega fueg. ski season is going to PWnN

Thanks a whole fucking bunch

you know when you have your hand in your pocket, and walk up to people like you have somehting interesting in there, then bust out with a hang 10 and a big WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. it got old, but given that its thanksgiving i encountered mad fools i hadnt seen in ages. The fools who werent ready for it got so surprised it was hilAriouS.

This guy has actually managed to get the sky with the Wooooo. This is a major accomplishment, I have never gotten anyone bigger than vince.

sometimes youre just living life. floating through dealing with whatever you encounter. last night i didnt sleep for shit it was completely wack, but at least this morning, i got coffee from the deli.

papoose papoose thats who pass you

the cigarette becomes into them

after someone smokes a cigarette all that is left is like a little bit of dust. basically the mass of the whole cigarette became into them. They ate the cigarette.

eh yo dan frank night

IRISH fictions

BEN lAFARGE is too gangster. "you young men dont do this anymore, youre too pc, but in my day we had a dirty word to describe a woman 'stacked' its too bad you know

fucking it up when you go to the store.

i hate when people go to the store and i give them money and im like "GET ME a strawberry milk, tabasco cheeze-its, and a peach game" and they come back with like chocholate milk, regular cheeze -its and no blount. Then i get feel so wronged. Like you have so little respect for me you just fuck around and get this ignorant shit. Or soemtimes i tell them "YO YOU GOING TO THE STORE. if i throw you bills wanna get me a tallboy of iced tea, a drumstick (you know the ice cream cone thing they have in the ice cream freezer by the counter at the xxtramart) and a buttered roll? " Then they come back with the worst fucking thing in the world fucking GREEN TEA> GReen tea in a can should be criminal its so fucking bad. and then theyre all like LOLZ buttered rollz no WAAYSysy. That shit is THE WORST. No one [ever, anywhere] suffers like me when i get slammed with the disappointment of getting the wrong snacks.

DUUUUHHHHHRRRRRRR. what are you retarded?

bad moods.

Sometimes when im all hungry and shit i get in vicious bad moods. also when i am tired. the other day i had to wake up before i wanted to in order to go run a we lil errand. It was the worst. literally the worst. No one is ever as irritated as tired me driving behind some slow retard driver, unless it is late me. Then again i scarcely even know what lateness is like, me being a beast with ppunctuality. I am like jevon jearse in his prime the way i crush getting places on time or slightly early.

how fucking funny is that

today in the world of snacks

snacks are so great. today i was all chiling and stuff when a moment of hunger struck me. My stomach felt better after my dinner of mexican sugar water and mexico food with all sorts of toasted chip and meat/veg/cheese goodness. ANYway, juelz was going to the store and so he brought me back a fruit pie. a cherry fruit pie. He, not being american, and being unfamiliar with fruit pies, certainly made a wise choice. at first i was worried when he got back to the house because i saw chips through the plastic bag, and i was worried he didnt understand that i did NOt at ALL want a savoury snack, but rather a delicious pastry item. I would have accepted snowbals as a substitute, pretty much anything from the deli/gasstation pastry snack selection (including ho-hos, twinkies, funny bones, the other kind of fruit pie that comes with 2 small ones instead of one big one(!) Also i might have been able to get down with the plastic wrapped coffee/carrot/pound cakes.

. I got lost in boston, ALSTON, flossin of course miami
POCKeT on CASino, MAYOR MENINO

where the wild things are was a massive piece of shit. fantastic mr fox most likely will be as well. both are disservices to the reputations of their respective bossmen,

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skiffaholics.net

Should Peter Skiff change his name to OCHOCINCO?

skiff is getting nice right now "background microwave radiation"

LIVE BLOGGIng pseudoscience w/ skiff

Ya Smell ME?
caastrophe theory, dun.

what up Peanut BUTTer?!

i never used to like peanut butter at all, only in reeses, but now i have just gotten way into it.