fucking it up when you go to the store.

i hate when people go to the store and i give them money and im like "GET ME a strawberry milk, tabasco cheeze-its, and a peach game" and they come back with like chocholate milk, regular cheeze -its and no blount. Then i get feel so wronged. Like you have so little respect for me you just fuck around and get this ignorant shit. Or soemtimes i tell them "YO YOU GOING TO THE STORE. if i throw you bills wanna get me a tallboy of iced tea, a drumstick (you know the ice cream cone thing they have in the ice cream freezer by the counter at the xxtramart) and a buttered roll? " Then they come back with the worst fucking thing in the world fucking GREEN TEA> GReen tea in a can should be criminal its so fucking bad. and then theyre all like LOLZ buttered rollz no WAAYSysy. That shit is THE WORST. No one [ever, anywhere] suffers like me when i get slammed with the disappointment of getting the wrong snacks.

DUUUUHHHHHRRRRRRR. what are you retarded?