Wassup pawdnah

LANDPIRATES: people who behave in a manner out of sync with mainstream society ( in a badass way) Rugged individuals who buck accepted rules/behaviors/societal norms. Usually are physically dirty, often coarse and foul mouthed. ex: When i grow up i hope to be a landpirate

big K in regards to blades of glory: "its funnier than i remember it even"

the cutest kitties

M: i cant believe it, i wanted to see a long show about cats, and here there is one on.
t: Do you think GOd put the show on for you?
M: probably, and it is full of the cutest cats

other good ones:
"i know about this already i saw it in woman's world"
"and theyre always girls, right"
"awwww"

mAkE tHE tRAp sAY AY 1

you kinda bounced before we bounced

its so fun to lay in bed with your friends pause, with blankets over the windows. there is a special saran wrap you put on the windows and its makes the room more waRMER.

pppuurrple stuff all in my cup

lately ive listened to more southern rap than i have in a while. its crazy. really wild. smash on wii kinda crazyu lolzz.

ignorant ignrant ignureant, egnuerant, iggnorant, whatevertz

LIVE BLOGGGINg skifff city

ice bergs and subterranean water and similar biological processes and biological life processes

wurd joaks

so so sillly
just wave after wave of sillyytyme
sillythyme
cilithyme
i dont like you
whi nowt
whi nought
because
wutt did eye dew
whut dydd aye dou
whhaayyyee
why u madd at m3


NOT EVEN
i just love words
nd jokes
word jokes
wurd joaks





EW WE FOUND A MOUSE IN MY FRIENDS ROOM
GOTTA GO
OMG
NWNJUBFRUWE
BYE

WOOOOOOOO

get ready for this!!




and swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipez
your going to need to stop all of them
that
the umm....
and swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipezand swollenpipezvv
oh gawd]\
and swollenpipez
are you ok?

what do you say we go to a commercial break?

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I made huevos rancheros for lunch. im a monster at cooking. Cooking is sick and shit, but like if im mad hungry i ususually cant wait to eat, and then it is hard bc i need to have like a snack while im waiting for the food to cook. today i had a yogurt, while the rice was cooking. It was fueg; my eggs and stuff, not the yogurt which had artificial sweetener and tasted weird (bad). Probably going to listen to some goerskee music and try to rock out senior proj. i handwrote a 3 page outline. it kicks ass.

Excuse me let me introduce my lady

Her name is beretta and shes motherfuckin crazy.
In BAda Bing right now, showed up to duece duece mirrorz n science equipment. Ya smell me. I think i am going to do a cover of "im a thug". I might change some words, but the chorus is staying similar. i guerss it wont be a cover but a reimagining.

She look like 22 but she really 45 LOLLZzz11!!!

jams of the minuite

FUEGGGGG

People's opinions on the Yankees are usually somewhere in line with Mike Francesa's.

rugby is mad lame. i would ban rugby, cricket, lacrosse, and probably other sports i havent thought of yet. i am way down for jackass though.