DreAMING up A ST0rM

i saw a giant alligator running along the side of the road. Like a huge horse made out of wallets and shoes, it was galloping along in long grass, kind of like on the side of long pond, in the sort of swampy bit by hitchcock hill. He was big and brown and smiling, and literally galloping like a horse. it was terrifying, but also hilarious. i mean i was cracking up but also worried for my safety a little. it wasnt like some dreams though where i am trapped in a dystopian alternate reality, this was more of a retarded alternate reality.


today on hipsterrunoff i read a thing about if u can be genuinely alt if u are fat. when i think of this thing, i think that girls can be fat, but not boys if they want to be alt. if the situation would call u a grenade, it doesnt preclude u from having like opinions on art and shit, or even being an artist or whatever. and like high waisted jeans exist to show off fupa. fubu high waisted jeans, i wish those existed. i simply have not seen a genuinely fat male alt, in real life, but there is the picture on the website.