BACK TO THA FUTURE

I ranged quite far afield in order to see back to the future in theaters, but every agonizing balogna ridden minute of the journey on 84 was worth it. I forgot how many silly faces and shit christopher lloyd makes, how funny. He certainly played a wacky character. Poor Michael J. Foxxx. Now he has a disease that makes him all shakey and uneven. His head seems very large for his body in back to the future. I also wonder how much was him skateboarding and how much was stunt doubles. I forgot how messed up his{Marty McFly} home-life was in the future of 1985. his older brother is such a clown, his sister seems like a character from like little britain, or some weird dystopian youtube video (muffins, shoes, etc) his dad is a fool, and his mom is sucking down popov and bud lite. Altogether a messed up fam. He is such a charming heart-o-gold bart simpson/ferris bueller, etc. type person, you wonder where he came from in this family of drunks and drips. Either way, kno what was sick, how hard his past-mother partied. CRISPYY gLOVER, he sure looked more like a normal person back in the day. And OMG the delorean, what a vehicle. Too bad they were slow pieces of shit in real life bc that thing is fucking awesome. Gullwing doors, such a good idea.

*One messed up part is how much shucking and jiving the future mayor Leroy “Goldie” Williams does in his past job and floor mopper/real talker. Then in the future when he is elected the town has turned into a crack-ravaged hell hole full of crime, shitty graffiti, bums, terrorists, and other shit like that. What is the implication? Smooth talking black mayor=crime, corruption, inauthentic looking hood-ass set, meant to look like the Baltimore of the Wire, created on a leftover set from Singin in the Rain. Fucking mental, mate.  

look up john delorean on wikipedia, its wild

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nuff said

THANK U BYRON CRAWFORD

I was already tired than a mofo, from having worked like a Hebrew slave all weekend long at the BGM. You know how you put on your best drunk after a hard day's work. It's almost enough to make me want to work more often. But I think I'll settle for a somewhat less satisfying intoxication.

how does anyone get anythign done in the library with this slow ass internet

i need to get some more SMITHS cds, becuase they are such good listening. mad good listening. i was thinking about the best place to grab food to make u sad. it has to be T-Bell, aka TAco Bell. even in foul, expensive manhattan it is only 1.84 dollars for a wide array of .5 lb burrrritoes. they were the bomb. i was on the highline? the elevated train track turned park thing and the hotel place that goes over it (the standard) i was looking up at the fucking hotel all hung over and shit, and there was this girl going to pound town in the window with a man making entry from behind, it was absurd, and i was dumbfounded.

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gonna get all san gennaro today u know what it is. fucking pound some torrone etc. cant fuckin wait gonna update lates

DreAMING up A ST0rM

i saw a giant alligator running along the side of the road. Like a huge horse made out of wallets and shoes, it was galloping along in long grass, kind of like on the side of long pond, in the sort of swampy bit by hitchcock hill. He was big and brown and smiling, and literally galloping like a horse. it was terrifying, but also hilarious. i mean i was cracking up but also worried for my safety a little. it wasnt like some dreams though where i am trapped in a dystopian alternate reality, this was more of a retarded alternate reality.


today on hipsterrunoff i read a thing about if u can be genuinely alt if u are fat. when i think of this thing, i think that girls can be fat, but not boys if they want to be alt. if the situation would call u a grenade, it doesnt preclude u from having like opinions on art and shit, or even being an artist or whatever. and like high waisted jeans exist to show off fupa. fubu high waisted jeans, i wish those existed. i simply have not seen a genuinely fat male alt, in real life, but there is the picture on the website.