bitch i go hard like the boy from 300

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

this thing is pretty much retarded. i would certainly have little to no use for it. if i had a special cell phone with internets and shit i would probably use it exclusively for youtube. whatever, i guess some people dont mind tiny little screens, or shitty versions of the internet, or small/nonexistant keyboards. having a huge iphone seems to be mad boring to me, but i dont like small games (except tetris), i already have a piece of shit macbook, which i feel like a nerd about, mac is over. its selling a lame image, like that nerd actor who is dating drew barrymore (apparently he went to vassar[herb])hes supposed to be mad hip, but i bet his favorite band is kings of leon. mac is marketed towards people who are mad earnest about their bullshit art/film/music even though it blows and they have no self awareness.

FAVs

Wassup pawdnah

LANDPIRATES: people who behave in a manner out of sync with mainstream society ( in a badass way) Rugged individuals who buck accepted rules/behaviors/societal norms. Usually are physically dirty, often coarse and foul mouthed. ex: When i grow up i hope to be a landpirate

big K in regards to blades of glory: "its funnier than i remember it even"

the cutest kitties

M: i cant believe it, i wanted to see a long show about cats, and here there is one on.
t: Do you think GOd put the show on for you?
M: probably, and it is full of the cutest cats

other good ones:
"i know about this already i saw it in woman's world"
"and theyre always girls, right"
"awwww"

mAkE tHE tRAp sAY AY 1

you kinda bounced before we bounced

its so fun to lay in bed with your friends pause, with blankets over the windows. there is a special saran wrap you put on the windows and its makes the room more waRMER.