AIRBENNDDINNN CUZ

m night shamalanamalandon made this big piece of shit movie about airbendin. When i get all schwasty headed i want to get all airbendy. GETTIN AIRBENDY DAWWWGGG

I saw the sixth sense that shit was aaiiiggghhht. then i saw LADY in the WATER that shit sucked a fat dick. i never saw any others but i know that dude is a clown. tho he did have some MELLE MEL GIBSON up in SIGNS> i want to watch the SORCERER"S APPRENTICE. also known as the MAGICIAN"S NEFFEWWW.

i know these are all about sports but im stealing from one blog

norm macdonald is funny squared

SO WAVVY

I <3 the beach, i went there for like hours n hours yesterday shit was Tight. and I partied and real talked n shit. I kind of want to move to the beach and just hang out.
1. White-boy wasted
2. sauccy
3. ssooooo wavvvey its crazzy

dont cry for me argentina

I miSS U

the wrong kind of pop music

ALl music currently being produced has a kind of techno-y vibe. it is now essential for all rappers to half sing their way through a beat that sounds like a night at the roxbury. It isnt just rap tho, its everything. like just because something has an unrelenting beat and no hook doesnt make it good. Will-i-am is a severely guilty party. the black eyed peas are the worst. i would rather live in north korea than praise will-i-am, furgie the no talent, butterface munchkin, or the other anonymous members of the group. drake also blows. i believe he is the manservant of some record company executive, who is saddled with hook-less beats, a faux autotune kind of chorus singing, and stupid "observational" lines about everyday shit. the permanently airbrushed looking Bey0nCe, is even worse than mariah carey. I am dead serious. beyonce has not had a single good song since crazy in love. an indisputable fact. i hope lil wayne stays in jail because most of his new music blows. when youre off your ass on drugs and shit mumbling the same stupid lines about pussy and sippin syrup its time to take a break. for some reason no one is ever willing to come out and say he fell off a musical cliff, but he did. i wish someone would man-up and bring a heavy lil wayne diss. also someone needs to re-ether ignorant ass JAy-Z. watching neon indian at coachella, he clearly doesnt know shit about music, he just wants mainstream white people to take him seriously as a musician, and assumed that watching mainstreamish hip music at a silly festival was the best route. (rather than making good music somehting he clearly is incapable of)

not aware enough to even pull off pretentious

GOOONIEE

BABBY UR MY EVERYTHING im from a toronto suburb, no one should take me any more seriously than a rapping macauly culkin, because im just a silly child actor, embarking on my next career, thank u media illuminati!

THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD

everyone already knew that american apparel was for smug, bland people who do everything they are told. their bland clothing, and idiotic advertising both of which are designed to irritate most mainstream people, win them no favors. the pervert in charge, who is the king of self-important, big mouthed, under-informed peoples the world over (most liberal arts students and associated types) is largely responsible for the awkward, unflattering looks that plague much of those afflicted by "hipness". this is the new handbook: