Sunday, June 27, 2010

DIPSET DIPSET DIPSET


AAAHHHHHHHH

U think I give A FUCK bout sparklers bitch im tryin to get DRUNK

Saturday, June 26, 2010

the land of snaxxx

i had tandoori chixxen today. i loves me some indian food---> maybe tomorrow i will go to the indian buffet (holla @jaipore, u kno what it is) lately i have been having these crises where i rlly rlly want to go out to dinner, but i have noone to go with, so i come home and have a sadness meal on my own. people are all like "oh im broke" or "oh im going to eat at home" like if those are your scenarios i hate you. i hate you so much, because i dont want to sit in a restaraunte on my own like some kind of lonely fucking loser. that shit is depressing,and its just kind of annoying; i love restraunts, it is kind of funny that i cant spell restaurant (count it) bc i go to them alot. i seem to be busy whenever my parents go, they go for dinner at like 4.30(PM) it is true that they are old beyond their yrs. i wish i could be old beyond my yrs. then i wouldnt crave fun times all of my life. wish i was contented to do boring shit all the time. unfortunately i only want to party and rock n roll nd shit. i wish i could stop my awesome lifestyle choices, but i dont think i have the ability or desire to apply maturity to my gangsterlife choices. whatever. maybe if there were more people who wanted to go to restaraunts with me then i wouldnt be all fuked up in the head.

i luv u sign denoting restaurant ahead

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wanna listen to the pink song on my ipod courtersy of eco-friendly apple? how bout chocolate bar's? let's make out now! massage my pubis region please... rlly pretty please massage the pubissss

Sunday, May 9, 2010

rugby is wack

so is lacrosse, and cricket too. all lacrosse does is distract people from baseball and travel soccer. cricket is just dumb, we have baseball: BANG: cricket fails. cricket is to baseball what plays are to movies. once movies came out fucking plays were OBSOLETE. that shit was played out a la jheri curls and my lyfe. same with cricket. rugby is just dummy shit. ive heard it sid that soccer is a gentleman's game played by hooligans and rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen. if thats true who the fuck is down with a sport designed for the british aristocracy? im sure as hell not. the only good thing to ever come out of rugby:

this picture

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

what u no

http://jalopnik.com/5531311/the-real-history-of-john-dillinger-and-henry-ford

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

musings on the popularity of southern rap music

"no one seemed to give a shit about Crime Pays, which was the shit, for a Cam’ron album. I enjoyed it about as much as I did Purple Haze, despite the shittier production. Maybe it was so good it was hard for white people to appreciate ironically, and that’s why they’ve since moved on to Gucci Mane." -byron crawford

this must be the case. watching an illiterate 12 yr old, a la soulja boy, dance and generally buffoon his way about provides most white people with their image of black people. if gIrLs nItE out at suny albany is basically on the same ignorance level as soulja boy, and the concept of irony not fully understood by either party, weirder still is the fascination of certain segments of the rap nerd population's infatuation with gucci nd other such persons.