proposals n such

instead of bothering with "getting to know" or "hitting on" women in disparate places, such as restaurants, television coverage of the olympics, etc, i think people will start to just roll around with an engagement ring in their pocket. Does every figure skater you see on tv catch your eye?, sure you could keep going to college parties and shit, wasting your time and thinking wistfully about [see image below] or you could man up and fly to vancouver and propose. Same goes for wing night, the diner, just about anywhere that bothering to talk to some one is impossible, but youre dead set on spending the rest of your life with a girl you have never spoken to.

how much i love peepshow

The squalor its happening, its woodstock, its altamont, its my lai.
Probably the best comedy show ever made. honestly it is on par with the simpsons and the british office if not better. I have been in bed with a fever lolzing the whole time. basically mark explodes any notion that larry david is the most neurotic person on television. probably because of how identifiable so many of the characters' (particularly mark) sentiments are, it is both painfully awkward and hilarious.

finally i blog about a-set

a new message for liberal arts school rappers everywhere

I found the plane's beverage cart and its full of bud lite!

There's bud lite in the fridge made of bud light!

epitaph: "im a 30 rack"

sit pon the rhythm like a tire pon a rim

THE RUGGEDEST

like style wars for gangsters

bitch i go hard like the boy from 300

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

this thing is pretty much retarded. i would certainly have little to no use for it. if i had a special cell phone with internets and shit i would probably use it exclusively for youtube. whatever, i guess some people dont mind tiny little screens, or shitty versions of the internet, or small/nonexistant keyboards. having a huge iphone seems to be mad boring to me, but i dont like small games (except tetris), i already have a piece of shit macbook, which i feel like a nerd about, mac is over. its selling a lame image, like that nerd actor who is dating drew barrymore (apparently he went to vassar[herb])hes supposed to be mad hip, but i bet his favorite band is kings of leon. mac is marketed towards people who are mad earnest about their bullshit art/film/music even though it blows and they have no self awareness.

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