Lanza and that white

Kids i know from school write a music website called thatwhiiite.com. Mostly it is filled with trendy techno remixxy mashup hiphop music. one kid writes only about nu-metal and other kinds of music that no one with an iq over 75 could enjoy after the age of 14. maybe when you are first a teenager and you are confused about how to forge your own identity you experiment with really dumb, aggressive music.  this music was very popular when you were younger so it was readily available. well in the year 2011 that shit is done. CHILLWAVES AND BLEEP BLOOOP baby/ NO MORE ANGRY GUITAR MUSIC> this kid also likes rap music but in order to assert his knowledge he argues passionately about really dumb things. he mainly likes the kind of rap music that no one else likes anymore. rap music about jazz music and shit, where they dont hardly curse and they kind of groove out. rap music rendered irrelevant by the continued success of the dipsets and ny's finest biggie smalls (who this kid doesnt like, so commited to the ideals of hating is he) i mean seriously bro? you go on the internet and extoll the virtues of DEFTONES???? acting like you discovered souls of miuschief. grow the fuck up, always hating on hipsters. keep on hating buddy, i know whose taste i trust.

Bored at night going for a bike ride

gimme tha loot

without the internet it is getting harder and harder to maintain 2 blogs. http://gimmethelute.ytmnd.com/

what am i going to do

man i feel so bad for not seeing HP yet. i couldnt go the first night and from there i basicly fucking blew it. feel so not relevant for not having seen it. i want to be like "i read the book though" but it dpsnt even matter.

suffering for my art n shit

 i dont actually like arguing, i just would like to force other people to agree with me. the fucking hater's ball would be my ideal chillin spot. i think people need to realize the following things are fucking wack:
college sports, 3d printers, working at any point other than regular 40 hour week, eating in, diet soda, facebook, not partying, trying hard at school, rugby, lacrosse, cricket, well-educated people, uneducated people, duke university, science, math, technology, physical weakness, emotional weakness, being cool, trying at anything, vegetarian, most live music, cant even keep going. i think thats most of what i dislike. upper middle class. middle america, middle class values, a lack of values, ignorant values. i'm not sure everyone is as principled as me. i dont go to wal-mart, eat seafood or use facebook. NOONE ELSE EVEN MAKES THE FUCKING EFFORT
would it be easier to keep abreast of what people were doing by using the spacebook? perhaps. does what other people are doing really matter? no.
 fucking 3d printer, its like who even fucking cares. they already have that its called the assembly line. oh shit gotta try hard at school? then you probably dont belong there; the world needs ditchdiggers too. chilling between 11pm and 8am on a tuesday blows: nuff said. fuckign restraunts own; leave cooking to the professionals, and cleaning too. diet soda tastes like shit and was designed for tightasses. dont party? i dont want to know you. all those sports are just fucking lame. stick to
 the good ones like soccer or baseball or basketball or football or skiing, or any other fucking one. educated people are tentious twats. uneducated people are ignorant twats. fuckign duke; the lamest. science: usually goes hand in hand with not partying. math: see science. technology: im over it, just stop at the laptop/smartphone. whatever fucking vegetaertains, noone gives a shit: god made meat for human enjoyment/nutrition, why do u think met eating people could whip the ass of nonmeateating people? fucking humans are designed to eat meat: dominance. fucking live music: leave it to people who are good, talkign bout u mr. smog.
man my principles are so severe. sure it would be easier not to be so harshly and quickly judgmental, but then i would have to tolerate mad wack shit. it simply pains me to ingest things i disagree with aurally and/or visualy. and its not like i would defend to the death someone's right to disagree with me (via patrick henry)  i would completely love to batter and ridicule and outlaw those opinions i disagree with. im against freedom of speech, becuase ignorant shit doesnt deserve to be heard. (ignorant shit being things i dont care to hear about) in an ideal world i would be the arbiter of taste and my taste would be as good as law. the absolute rule of aesthetics and opinion, as decided by me. that sounds great.

BACK TO THA FUTURE

I ranged quite far afield in order to see back to the future in theaters, but every agonizing balogna ridden minute of the journey on 84 was worth it. I forgot how many silly faces and shit christopher lloyd makes, how funny. He certainly played a wacky character. Poor Michael J. Foxxx. Now he has a disease that makes him all shakey and uneven. His head seems very large for his body in back to the future. I also wonder how much was him skateboarding and how much was stunt doubles. I forgot how messed up his{Marty McFly} home-life was in the future of 1985. his older brother is such a clown, his sister seems like a character from like little britain, or some weird dystopian youtube video (muffins, shoes, etc) his dad is a fool, and his mom is sucking down popov and bud lite. Altogether a messed up fam. He is such a charming heart-o-gold bart simpson/ferris bueller, etc. type person, you wonder where he came from in this family of drunks and drips. Either way, kno what was sick, how hard his past-mother partied. CRISPYY gLOVER, he sure looked more like a normal person back in the day. And OMG the delorean, what a vehicle. Too bad they were slow pieces of shit in real life bc that thing is fucking awesome. Gullwing doors, such a good idea.

*One messed up part is how much shucking and jiving the future mayor Leroy “Goldie” Williams does in his past job and floor mopper/real talker. Then in the future when he is elected the town has turned into a crack-ravaged hell hole full of crime, shitty graffiti, bums, terrorists, and other shit like that. What is the implication? Smooth talking black mayor=crime, corruption, inauthentic looking hood-ass set, meant to look like the Baltimore of the Wire, created on a leftover set from Singin in the Rain. Fucking mental, mate.  

look up john delorean on wikipedia, its wild

tattoos are mostly dumb

nuff said

THANK U BYRON CRAWFORD

I was already tired than a mofo, from having worked like a Hebrew slave all weekend long at the BGM. You know how you put on your best drunk after a hard day's work. It's almost enough to make me want to work more often. But I think I'll settle for a somewhat less satisfying intoxication.

how does anyone get anythign done in the library with this slow ass internet

i need to get some more SMITHS cds, becuase they are such good listening. mad good listening. i was thinking about the best place to grab food to make u sad. it has to be T-Bell, aka TAco Bell. even in foul, expensive manhattan it is only 1.84 dollars for a wide array of .5 lb burrrritoes. they were the bomb. i was on the highline? the elevated train track turned park thing and the hotel place that goes over it (the standard) i was looking up at the fucking hotel all hung over and shit, and there was this girl going to pound town in the window with a man making entry from behind, it was absurd, and i was dumbfounded.

katy perry jacked betty page

i think anyway

FLY LIKE A G6

gonna get all san gennaro today u know what it is. fucking pound some torrone etc. cant fuckin wait gonna update lates

DreAMING up A ST0rM

i saw a giant alligator running along the side of the road. Like a huge horse made out of wallets and shoes, it was galloping along in long grass, kind of like on the side of long pond, in the sort of swampy bit by hitchcock hill. He was big and brown and smiling, and literally galloping like a horse. it was terrifying, but also hilarious. i mean i was cracking up but also worried for my safety a little. it wasnt like some dreams though where i am trapped in a dystopian alternate reality, this was more of a retarded alternate reality.


today on hipsterrunoff i read a thing about if u can be genuinely alt if u are fat. when i think of this thing, i think that girls can be fat, but not boys if they want to be alt. if the situation would call u a grenade, it doesnt preclude u from having like opinions on art and shit, or even being an artist or whatever. and like high waisted jeans exist to show off fupa. fubu high waisted jeans, i wish those existed. i simply have not seen a genuinely fat male alt, in real life, but there is the picture on the website.

the worst things

Spiders are the worst. they are just disgusting. God has to be real, because only his opposite number, the devil, could have made spiders. they move in the most repulsive way. all 8 legs furiously moving, their disgusting middle part, laden with eyes and pincers, waiting to fucking bite/disturb. the sight of a spider, especially a big one, fills me with 3 emotions: hate, fear, and disgust. like a daddy longlegs isnt even the worst; the worst are spiders with fat arms (legs?) I hated in a science textbook, or a picturebook of animals from when i was little, when i would turn a page to be confronted with a MASSIVE fucking closeup of a spider. i would drop the book, scream and be stricken with convulsions of hate and revulsion. (in that order) i wish i could include a picture of a spider, but unfortunately i cannot willingly look at a picture of a spider. another thing that is the worst is twilight. i read that book today and it fucking blows.

im late to the best coast party

but im happy i arrived. if the ramones were taking some like ronettes style influences, this shit is in the same vein. i suppose. thats just my feeling. i tried to consult with p-fork but got caught up in reading about the best songs of the 90s. pavement? pavement?

Bro, this shit is mad boring, when its done lets get some fucking cans of 4loko and get WHITEBOY WASTED

She should've handed out cigars

Just so everyone is aware, Texas is one of the greatest places you could ever go. Friday night in Austin: 3$ makers mark, 3$ heineckin, 1.50 awful shots, 3$ patron shots, 2$ domestic beers. Serving food outside. on Saturday night in Austin, 2$ shots, 2$ dosequis pints, FOUR DOLLAR red bull vodkas, 2.50 tall boys. IN GENERAL i would venture to say that u can go to poundtown for insanely cheap in texas.

everyone's afraid of what might happen to them

or if theyll even get out of here alive.
MY car is sick. it is sick and boxy and squareish. i wish i had the R version though, that would be tight. i kind of hate cars being too round and stupid. the new e-class looks sick because of its powerfully defined lines. it is made out of definition. everything comes from something else, instead of having a continuous skin, it is as if the body is sheathed in a series of distinct, but connected individual planes. what you also get out of the defined planes is the beauty of the car's symmetry. instead of looking like something organic, with skin stretched over a rounded skeleton, where the symmetry is the product of some mystery of nature, and somehow lacking even the illusion of perfection, the sharpness of the e-class's lines and planes makes it look as though it were machined from a solid piece of titanium. an algorithm was written that allowed for the car to be perfectly machined from a solid block of power and strength, into a kind of symmetry the human mind cannot fully comprehend

Just for the hell of it, this future-status BMW is omega heat. BMW M1, so sick. those OG M series colors, the red and blue stripe, are omega gangster. THIS ONE IS GNAGNSTER TOOOOO

how i plan on practicing my german

GOLD DIGGING IS HARD

the russian golddigger's attempts to extort MEl GIB-SEt, with fake argument tapes is ongoing, however now she is making up some rediculus plot to kneecap the boss of TMZ. If Mel was willing to leave the boss of a famous website/tv show for dead in the desert why wouldnt he have just offed the goldigger a la Robert Blake. Don't understand why people take this shit at face value---> feel like Mel probably is just harmless drunk with vicious temper, and hardline christian beliefs, neither of which have ever caused any harm to anyone, ever.

I <333# MONEY. U EVER HEARD OF ME B4 I started SLAMMING APOCOLYPTO STATUS????

GET ON MY LEVEL MOTHERFUXXER

can u hang?